Sean Paul ft. Becky G - ''Mad Love'' PARODY

Sean Paul, David Guetta ft. Becky G – “Mad Love” PARODY | “Mæh Luh”
Bold and italic lyrics are Becky G's part



Nobody can understand what Sean Paul’s singing

Something’s wrong with this man
Shouting nonsense that no one understands
What you mean?
Spitting gibberish, and
Y tú eres muy molesto
Mean!
Learn to speak and enunciate
Stop mumbling, open up your mouth
Learn to properly rap
You sound like you’re on bad drugs

Come on Sean Paul
Never stutter
What’s that word that
You just uttered?
Don’t rap eating
Peanut butter
Sing like everyone else does

I duh no whah da Beckih G is sayin da’
Whuh wrung wih ma rap?
Ahm alway estremelih clear
Can ya nah ‘ear?
Sheh bein’ suh rude, ah sing perfiklih fahn
En dun ya juss luh ‘ow mah worhz sorta rhahm?
Ahm the bess ah enunciatin’, keh ya nah tell?
Ah sin all mah wurh uvurwelminlih well
Ah puh ‘streme thaw wheh ah wruy aw mah sawng
Whah ya gone go eh yumillieton?!

Whuddeh
Ahll guh bah teuh mah saah
Wih duh leerih dah ah spen suh mush taam eh effurr ahh
Good God!
Nothing you say is words!
I can understand much more when I hear Rihanna’s “Work”
Buh suh geuh ah sang!

Take a phonics class, man!
English can be pretty easy
Dohn nee teach!
Don’t you mess with me, man
Clearer words come out of Coach Z
Speech!
Even the official lyric vid
Can’t even nail what you just said
Go to preschool again
Don’t rap like you’re a mad drunk

Open wide and
Never mumble
You should never
Talk with mouth full
Every noise is
Just a grumble
Sing like everyone else does
When recording,
Never gargle
With a mouth that’s
Full of marbles
All your words are
Just a garble
Sing like everyone else does

Juss beekuh ah juss drungh suh baa’ullz uh beeah
Dunt mee mah wurz urr enneh leh cleah
Whuh deuh yuh mee thah prattilly nuhwun keh ‘eah
All uh mah leeriss are duh cleahleh tah teah
I’m just gonna pretend I always know what you say
If I’m still in the song, then I still get my pay
Ah furgaa to mehshin dah ahm daakin yerr peh
Nahh luy ya ivih uddersten whah mih juss seh

Geuh larr
Iss euh priiee geuh saahh
Mih shurr dah evrihwuh elss nuh whuh ahl deh leerih aah
Come on!
Put some effort in this
And at least when you rap, try to sound like you’re interested

When I came to do this
I’d assume I’d get some lyrics
And to make it less clear
You made me sing some in Spanish
Take your time and make some good rhymes
Put emphasis on the right syllable
Most importantly, man
Use words that aren’t just sad grunts

You should know that
When you’re singing
You should also
Not be drinking
No one knows what
You are spitting
Sing like everyone else does
Could’ve partnered
Up with Kanye
Someone who you
Know what they say
Your diction is
Worse than Grande
Sing like everyone else does